Location: Granite Falls, North Carolina, United States

I'm an ordained United Methodist minister no longer pastoring churches, a former media producer with skills ten years out of date, a writer trying to sell my first novel, and a sales associate keeping body and soul together working for the People's Republic of Corporate America. I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world, who was my best friend for 17 years before we married.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011


--Brussels sprouts would be fattening and carbs wouldn't .

--Sugar would strengthen tooth enamel.

--All political discourse would be intelligent exchanges of ideas based on facts and there would be no name-calling or slander.

--Semen would cure yeast infections.

--AIDS would cure leukemia.

--Higher education would be free.

--People of all faiths would understand the strengths and weaknesses in their own faith communities as well as those of others around them, and all would understand that people of all faiths are trying to get closer to God.

--Cars could run on water.

--Speed limits would be based on how fast people actually want to drive.

I'll try to think of more later.


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